I hope this makes you sad


happy halloween. its fucking halloween every day from now until the end of october. happy fucking halloween

(via harto-is-the-new-black)

person: how long does it take to get there?
me: 3 songs


**lavender town music** this is my weird pokemon theory video..uhm…did you know ekans backwards is snake 

(via hotwaiter)


like a  month ago this lady came into my health class and talked about internet safety and she said the government has access to all of our snapchats we send and i was really happy because the government owns probably over 500 pictures of my double chin i dont know what else she said because i fell asleep 

(via gnarly)


no i dont want to be a billionaire to live a lavish lifestyle i want to be a billionaire to be financially secure and have enough money to give people things and support charities and fund kickstarters and leave hundred dollar tips

(via coconothead)


when you walk into the auditorium and your athlete son and his athlete best friend are preparing for a play by painting a wooden tree that is a part of the set


(Source: bauks, via coconothead)