I hope this makes you sad

hallowkorg:

happy halloween. its fucking halloween every day from now until the end of october. happy fucking halloween

(via harto-is-the-new-black)


person: how long does it take to get there?
me: 3 songs

bonaventure-:

**lavender town music** this is my weird pokemon theory video..uhm…did you know ekans backwards is snake 

(via hotwaiter)


sidnugget:

like a  month ago this lady came into my health class and talked about internet safety and she said the government has access to all of our snapchats we send and i was really happy because the government owns probably over 500 pictures of my double chin i dont know what else she said because i fell asleep 

(via gnarly)


nonlinear-nonsubjective:

no i dont want to be a billionaire to live a lavish lifestyle i want to be a billionaire to be financially secure and have enough money to give people things and support charities and fund kickstarters and leave hundred dollar tips

(via coconothead)


bioterrors:

when you walk into the auditorium and your athlete son and his athlete best friend are preparing for a play by painting a wooden tree that is a part of the set

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(Source: bauks, via coconothead)