Hi, I'm Ally and I think you're great.

But not you nerd.

justainperfecthumanbeing:

I’ve never had a cat that was this loud while sleeping…hahaha his too cute c:

egg-rolls:

when u stand up 2 fast n suddenly ur floatin thru space n time

(via ivegotloosends)


if u dont grab my ass when we’re making out wtf are u doing 

(Source: drunkblogging, via addictedtoblank)


me: halloween is coming soon
mom: it's july
me:
me: halloween is coming soon